They write the columns to dish out dirt
They go on the radio to make things up
They utter the garbage that pollutes the air
They publish books to diss other celebrities
They think this is humor in their minds
Mean People are all kinds of people
They are frustrated former movie and TV stars
They now work as fashion critics on tiny cable stations
They are political hacks who never made it beyond dog catcher
They are the ones who sat back in school and made fun of the rest of us
Now they are getting theirs
But it doesn't stop them from spewing their venom
The rest of us have moved on and think they are pathetic