She sits on the keyboard and smiles
She slaps her tail in my face
She sits on my hands so I can't work
She head butts me when I am trying to sleep
She wants attention and wants it now!
She bites my hand when she sits on it
She slaps her tail on the computer screen
Look at me, not that damn screen!
She is the Queen and knows it.
I had better follow Her Majesty's orders
She knows what's best for me in the end
Slap that tail at me, slap that those tail feathers!