It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas
From Hell, not from any holiday movie
The carolers are out there singing off key and holding out their hands for money
The bell ringers' eyes light up when a dollar bill is pushed in the pail. More Crystal Palace tonight!
The stores have the plastic trees and decorations out. Buy! Buy! Buy!
Buy Buy Buy yet I have $0 in the bank account
Credit! Credit! Credit! We'll take your first born this New Year
There is no snow out there but dark gray dirty skies and rain rain rain
Christmas is in the air. Ho Ho Ho
A fake man will promise you great rewards for good behavior
Do you mean Santa or Jesus?