Riding through the cold night delivering presents
To unworthy and spoiled brats who scream and throw tantrums
When they don't get that tablet or smart phone
Riding through the sleet with eight old reindeer
Delivering Elgin, Movado and Bulova watches that cost more than a month's food bill for many
To those spoiled children who will complain it is the wrong color
Missing all of those tenement and low cost housing units
Missing all of the homeless lying in the boxes on the gutter
Missing the ones stuck in the hospital with terminal cancer
But making sure the spoiled ones who have everything they need can get more material goods